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What Your Favorite ‘Game of Thrones’ Characters are Drinking

July 6th, 2017
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What are the GoT characters drinking

Season 7 of HBO’s hit (read: awesome) series ‘Game of Thrones’ debuts on July 16 and we, like everyone else, are pretty stoked to see what unfolds in Westeros. And while we watch to see what George R. R. Martin and the network’s writers have in store for us, you best believe we’ll be whipping up some strong cocktails to help the pain when your favorite character ultimately dies.

All the cocktail talk got us thinking: if the ‘Game of Thrones’ characters were to all hang out at a bar, assuming it wouldn’t turn into another Red Wedding, what would they order from the bartender? Well, after serious consideration and some light research, we have some thoughts.

What your favorite — or least favorite — GoT character would order from the bar:

Tyrion Lannister

tyrion lannister

Everything. He’ll drink everything. Good luck to the bartender who tries to cut him off.

Jamie Lannister

jamie lannister

Moscow mule. But only in a copper mug with a handle. Easy to drink with one hand, you know?

Cersei Lannister

cersei lannister

A poorly made-at-home cosmo. Shame. Shame. Shame.

Daenerys Targaryen

Daenerys Targaryen

Fireball shots for the squad.

Jon Snow

jon snow

Gin and tonic. Seemed like it was dead for awhile, but now it’s making a huge comeback.

Sansa Stark

Sansa Stark

Gin martini with two olives. Classy AF, but packs a hell of a punch.

Arya Stark

Arya Stark

Any drink that is garnished with a little sword.

Bran Stark

Bran Stark

Absinthe. Although, we’re not sure he needs the help to get out of his own head.

Petyr Baelish

Petyr Baelish

Vodka and water. But you’re not 100 percent sure if it actually has vodka in it or not.

Jorah Mormont

Jorah Mormont

Daenerys’ leftover Fireball shots… when she’s not looking.

Daario Naharis

Daario Naharis

Room temperature tequila… out of the bottle. No lime.

Theon Greyjoy

Theon Greyjoy

Sex on the Beach… Too soon?

Sandor Clegane (a.k.a. The Hound)

Sandor Clegane (a.k.a. The Hound)

A cask of Guinness. The entire thing.

Lord Varys

Varys

Is he even at the bar? He’s so sly, that one.

Samwell Tarly

Samwell Tarly

A cold pint of craft brew IPA and some book by an author you’ve never heard of.

Bronn

Bronn

Whatever someone is buying him.

Davos Seaworth

Davos Seaworth

Scotch. And he’d share the bottle with you and tell some dope stories.

Melisandre

Melisandre

A spicy red wine, like a Malbec. If she tries to share, maybe just ask for bottled beer.

Brienne of Tarth

Brienne of Tarth

Soda water and lime. She’s Sansa’s DD.

Gilly

Gilly

Anything she wants, on the house. What a doll.

Tormund Giantsbane

Tormund Giantsbane

The Mead-King of Ruby Hall sure as shit doesn’t drink Fuzzy Navels.

Missandei

Missandei

Negroni: a totally beautiful drink with lots of depth, but can be a tad on the bitter side.

Ellaria Sand

Ellaria Sand

Red sangria, spiked with mezcal. She does what she wants.

The Mountain

The Mountain

Grain alcohol, infused with rust and salt.

Joffrey Baratheon

Joffrey Baratheon

Definitely not wine.

'Game of Thrones' Pub Quiz

Leading up to the Season 7 debut of ‘Game of Thrones’, we’re hosting a very cool themed pub quiz where the questions will be all things GoT. Check with your pub for dates and times.

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